He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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