is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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