I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
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