it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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