so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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