Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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