Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
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