If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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