We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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