Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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