He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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