i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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