the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
