he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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