Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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