Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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