waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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