Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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