so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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