yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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