do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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