even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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