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Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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