so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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