i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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