Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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