The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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