So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Say something about gay babies.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
is that a dick in a sweater?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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