Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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