I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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