i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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