Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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