We're like a lot better than the average bears
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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