I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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