U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
