its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I'm just crazy horny about you
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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