By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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