I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Randomize