They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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