I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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