Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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