Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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