whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
its liver damage thursday
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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