I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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