Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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