My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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