Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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