Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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