doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
