He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
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