i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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