Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize