he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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