is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
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