It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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