He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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