I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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