ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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